Dear friends, we surely all agree
There's almost nothing worse to see
Than some repulsive little bum
Who's always chewing chewing gum.
~ Roald Dahl
The Unibrow came back. Oh, no -
As guest judge on my favorite show.
Not at all my favorite guy ...
Was mean to Craig and made him cry!
The quickfire made me very glum,
Desserts inspired by bubble gum.
I left the room, grossed out somewhat -
so many made with coconut.
The final challenge, pink pink pink!
With Housewives too botoxed to wink.
They needed straws for little sips
So not to mess up Lancรดmed lips.
Poor Nelson made a dreadful flop:
A cotton-covered lollipop.
The winning team showed 'wit' and 'class'
But not Orlando. What an ass.
Next up: ironically enough, a Willy Wonka challenge!
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