The Doctor is In

Deciding that Sir's lingering flu required drastic intervention, I went to work and came up with a remedy more efficacious than any pharmaceutical preparation known to science: Sweet Hellfire Jelly. The treatment contains syrupy Sauternes to sooth Sir's scratchy throat; ripe red garden-fresh cherry peppers for sinus-clearing purposes; lemon juice (Vitamin C for both its cold-curing and anti-scorbutic properties - you can't be too careful, these days!); and Hunza raisins (famous for their anti-inflammatory powers).

He'll be better in no time.